I had an attractive laddie ask me if I had a girlfriend omw out of a bar/restaurant, for her daughter. I have never been more flattered or upset that I said yes. I’m sleeping with a girl but I don’t have a gf. Either way I’m feeling good and am getting good.
All you have is yourself. You can’t rely on anyone else. People don’t care about your problems, or if you’re lonely and dying of a broken heart. People only care about you when you’re talking about them. It’s a sad, dark reality for the few who care so much for other people. You can only rely on yourself to help yourself and be there for yourself. Especially when you’re in your most vulnerable states.
ITs so incredible how strong i am mentally and physically( mostly mentally) and how well im doing(even though i can be doing better, always) compared to high school and a couple years after. theres nothing in my entire life that i would change cause im afraid i wouldnt have been brought to where i am now. i so often now just think to myslef “i love my life”. still looking for someone, but thats cool cause i go plenty of shit to focus on. just gets a little lonely sometimes. Ight tumblr it was cool catching up see you in a long time probably. glad this visit wasnt a sad one or anthing like that
oh tumblr what a throw back you used to mean so much to me especially when i was sad and lonely lifes very good now. looking at old photos from high school makes life seem so fast right now. the good old days are right now though…
I am in a lot of pain, mentally. i thought i was past this but i guess not. its becuase of how much achol ive been drinking. i dont fear death or anything. i thought i was fine but rn at this moment idk if i am. i will be soon tho. -someone that hasnt used tumblr in a long time and that is very drunk. good night lovely
Idk if this has anything to do with me subsisting entirely off of kickstarts and 5 hr energies for the last 3 days but the shadow people who watch our every move and eat our sadness?? small dick energy.
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why
wow
It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.
